I just wanted to mention that the Terry Fox Run is coming up next Sunday September 18th.
The run is happening all across the country go to: http://www.terryfoxrun.org/ to get information on run listings.
For those of you who would like to contribute or register to join our team please donate to "Team Sammy" by going to
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For those of you that don't know, we began this run last year to honour the passing of our best friend Sameer Ahuja, who passed away January 30, 2004 as a result of a brain tumour. The courage that Sammy showed in battling this illness could only be exemplified by Terry Fox in his marathon of hope. I encourage you to donate generously and come out and participate to walk, bike, or run for this cause.
A small departure from my rapping posts and blunt dissing. I promise I'll be back to them shortly. So over the week I picked up Kanye's new album and Yayo's album.
Just thought I'd give my 50 cents on it. Enjoy!
1. Kanye West - Late Registration
Just to let you know I bought Kanye's first album, The College Dropout and seriously loved it. I think I have listened to every song on it and I think overall he's a good rapper. I really like how he collaborates with different artists it really gives his song a unique feel.
However, I do have some issues with Mr. West, first of all, his rhymes are weak. Like I said in my rap he rhymes Jackson with Jackson and some of his lyrics either don't make sense or are just shameless name dropping. Like in both albums he references to the insurance company Geico. My question is, does this dude have like shares in Geico or something? I can understand talking about Jacob the Jewller or a Lexus, but what the fuck does Geico have to do with anything?
As for his new album, he does collaborate with a variety of artists including Nas, Common, Jay-Z, and a few others. A couple of good tracks on there, although it took me about 4 or 5 times to listen to the album to finally get a liking for it. Personally I liked "Touch The Sky", "Goldigger", and "Diamonds are Forever". There is also a very heartfelt track called "Dear Mama" which West raps about his mom, I thought was quite moving (a noticable departure from my gangsta rap persona).
Overall, this album is a must get, but you may not like it right away, it kind of has to grow on you. Give it a few spins.
I also wanted to clear up a misconception that people have about Kanye. At the beginning of the Diamonds are Forever song he says "throw your diamonds in the sky". Some people seem to think that he's disrespecting the peeps in Sierra Leone by throwing the diamonds up. In fact, he's actually talking about the Rocafella symbol which you make a diamond with your hands (i.e. the "roc" is in the building). So it's merely a tactic to get the crowd into the song, NOT to disrespect the diamond workers in Sierra Leone.
2. Tony Yayo - Thoughts of a Predicate Felon
The second album I picked up which I must say I'm extremely biased. I'm a huge 50 cent fan, and practically worship Shady/Aftermath/G-unit. It's my opinion that gangsta rap was going downhill since Dre released 2001 the Chronic and it was revived when Eminem brought 50 cent into the game.
Anyway, this album is basically Yayo's reflection on his time in prison (numerous drug and weapon charges) and begins by describing how it feels to be "inspected" in prison. Of humourous note, the guard says lift up your nut sack, hold it up, and release. What can someone hide behind their nut sack?
The album has a number of good tracks and Yayo's voice and flow is quite strong similar to Lloyd Banks. But he tells more of a story while Banks is more of a to the point spitter. Of course 50 cent, Lloyd Banks, and Young Buck make numerous appearances on the album along with Olivia, Jagged Edge, Joe, Eminem, and Obie Trice. The beats on every track are incredible, likely a Dre or 50 Cent were involved.
A couple of good tracks that I personally liked were So Seductive, Curious, It Is What It is, Drama Setter, We Don't Give a Fuck, and I'm So High.
We Don't Give a Fuck kind of threw me off, the chorus has Olivia swearing about muddafuckas, and niggas running up on you. I've never heard her swear in any of her songs before so I dunno it just sounded strange. The track I'm So High is like every rap album out there, about smoking weed. To date every G-Unit album has something on it about getting high, so I'm kind of sick those tracks, there just isn't any substance there.
Oh well, in any case, another great album, pick it up. I found this one good on my first listen.
GGGGGG-Unit!
Well here's another rap thang, word to Wawie, I'll get you in on the next one.
“Bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay”,
Boy grew up but he’s still damn gay,
“Where my dawgs at, bark with me now”,
Rappers rap, maybe you should learn how
Rappin’ about poppin’ popcorn,
Only action he gets is in soft porn,
Mackin’ that Goodies chick, parts unknown,
She makin’ him jump, tuggin’ on his lil’ bone
Bitch got no booty she look like a bare chicken bone,
Hold the phone, nigga has to text to hear a moan,
Diddy thinks he be witty, his raps be shitty,
y’all know he won’t eva hold up ta ma boy Fiddy,
sent his boy Shyne out to da slamma’,
put that nigga outta da game like MC Hamma’,
Puff so ugly the boy gotta wear shades,
calls himself a thug but grew up with Maids,
rappin’ bout he needs a girl, 3 parts long,
getting so desperate with only a 2 inch shlong,
jacking off in a Cristal bottle must be a lonely song
Peace out nigga, gotta floss me a thong
I thought for my next hip/hop diss I'd try to write a rap song to diss a few rappers. Here she be:
I ain’t no two inch nigga like dat wanksta boy Big Tigga,
ma only fantasy is to be like platinum plus Jigga,
have Beyonce deep throatin’ ma shit,
to the sack we’d hit, tearin’ up her clit,
she be like “Shaq gimmie some mo”,
I’d be like wide load cumin up ho,
when I’m done with her she be bleddin’ ma deposit,
we’d wake up again and get back on top of it,
West actin’ like he care about African harm,
All da time flashin’ it on his arm,
Name droppin’, compilin’ to create a public sensation,
Late Registration just as shitty as Jeezy’s Thug Motivation,
Does the College Dropout know he a liar?
recorded dat bullshit Through the Wire,
Foo be rhymin’ Jackson with Jackson,
I’m like what you doin’ son?
Thas how they roll in Cha-town,
where Kells and teens be gettin’ it down,
dick gettin’ all thimble harden’
takin’ a blow from a kindergarten,
Believin’,
Flyin’,
Wishin’ to be the World’s Greatest like Aleeeee,
When he ain’t nuthin’ mo then a molesta, Oocheeee Waleeeee
Fat Joe Carbanaroooo,
ass so big he’d make Black Rob say wooooah,
Terror Squad suckin’ him off a la Ja Rule,
Got less street cred then wanker Ferrel in Old Skoo,
less thug then Ricky Martin,
nasty man boobs the size of Dolly Parton,
only booty he see shakin’ is his own Lean Back dancin’
only crime be illegal immigration, Latino molestation,
and Jumpin’ da border from his poor-ass nation,
If he kept Nelly’s dick out of his damn mouth,
He’d realize he ain’t shit and TI is da king of da south,
Give me some feedback. Maybe if you piss me off I'll include you in my next hit.
I admit, I almost gave a shit about this. Like seriously does anyone give a fuck what he does? Name one good artist on Bad Boy? The only one I can think of is Mario Winans and he was a one hit wonder with that biggie-wannabe Guerilla Black.
We should point out that Faith Evans and 112 (both platinum artists) left Bad Boy. Also, Mase's comeback was virtually non-existant.
Let's not forget his boy Shyne, who took the fall for Diddy at the club shooting a few years ago. Diddy let him take the fall, Shyne is in prison for 10 years.
Oh and his new talents? He found a Jackson Five wannabe group called B5 and a dirty south group called Boyz In Da hood.
1. B5
So for those of you who don't know, it's basically a boyband group of actual brothers. They are like kids. Man some of them are like 8 years old! Like wtf is this???
Y'all gotta see some of these lyrics:
People tell me I'm too young to be in love
I know what I'm feeling
And this is real
I dont know what it is
But I cant stop thinking about you
["All I Do", B5]
Tell you, you are too young to be in love? What gave you that idea dumbass? Your fucking 8 years old. Do you even have balls yet? Oh wait, they are probably in Diddy's hands, after all you are with "Bad Boy" Hmm.. they don't know what it is? It's called Horny Bastard Syndrome. We all have it. End of story. Here's another sample:
All I do is think of you (baby)
Day and night (all the time every night and day)
I can't get you out my mind (my mind)
Think about (think about you all the time)
["All I Do", B5]
Now these lines mean one word - STALKER. Like fuck man, if you really sang that to a girl, I don't think she'd be smiling like in the video. And, if she's 8 years old? She's gonna be running for her momma to whoop your ass!
Bottom line is they are singing about shit they don't know about. It's like Kanye rapping about the thug life (which he doesn't btw), he never lived that life, he worked at GAP for shit sakes.
2. Boyz In Da Hood
Well I"m glad to know that Bad Boy artists come in all shapes and sizes. But they all suck ass. Here's a sample of the lyrics of this group:
(ahee) Let me hop off in the shower
And get myself together I gone need about a hour (about a hour)
I got real clientail
We ain't breaking shit down, we don't need no scales (get it right)
He worth a mill on the low
Plus the weather man said that its a light chance of snow
["Dem Boyz", Boyz In Da Hood]
Again, I did not make up these lyrics. This is real shit.
So you mean to tell me that dirty south rappers shower? Are you fucking kidding me? Look at Lil' Jon, what he needs is a Lil' Soap and a Lil' Shampoo wouldn't hurt. As for getting ready in an hour, what do you need to do? Make sure all your fleas are there? Check to make sure you're still wearing your annual boxers? Ensure your teeth still look like someone shoved a piano down your throat? Oh and my favourite your rapping about the weatherman? Is that some type of gangsta code for drug dealer? You wouldn't be forcing the lyrics to rhyme while not making any sense? Who would do that? Enter yo boy Diddy.
Also to note at the beginning of this video, Diddy rolls up in a rolls (not a Corolla, a Rolls Royce) and these guys give him a nod and he gets driven off. So does that make them Puff's Bitches? Somehow it doesn't sound like a good name like Charlie's Angels. I like Puff's Poseurs better, it has a nice ring to it.
Man, I didn't even attack any of Diddy's own lyrics. Oh well that's for another post.
1. So that's why he doesn't take his glasses off....
Oh fuck man, you guys can thank Hardika for this wonderful image of Lil' Jon (Jonathan Smith). This one is too easy to diss but here are a few cheap shots at it:
He looks like a cross-polonation between a dodo-bird and Pharrell Williams of the Neptunes.
If Missy Elliot had sex with Bert from Sesame Street, her kid would look like that.
Somewhere Steve Urkel is shaking his head and saying "Fuck, even I ain't that ugly"
If the female parts of Michael Jackson mixed it up with McCauley Culkin's male parts and did some Mendell genetix, their love child would only be half as ugly!
This is what happens when black trash and white drash mix. Remember to seperate your whites from your colours.
Fuck man, I knew Oprah and Montell had a little something something going on!
2. I think this guy is responsible for the word "mo-foogly" (mother-fucking ugly)
Yeah I'm hoping mofoogly catches on y'all. Like he's "mo-foogly" then the next guy. You know you're ugly when you inspire new forms of ugly just by looking at you. Lyle Lovett, is pictured below (who was married to Julia Roberts for a year).
Trust me I didn't 
modify the image. No human could come up with that!
All I'm gonna say is that it's Sideshow Bob meets Conan O'Brien.
Or maybe, a horse taking a hoof up the ass from Jerry Springer.
This is what happens when you don't "rap it up", BET.
If Billy Bob Thornton and any of the Golden Girls got it on.
If Prince Charles gave Camilla "Porker"-Bowles the royal treatment.
If Britney Spears and Kevin Federline got it on.
The only way to create this: Take the skin complexion of the Thing from the Fantastic Four. The nose of the zero-talent Mya. The jaw of Conan O'Brien. And a whole lotta ugly. Voila!
Some people say we come from apes but I never knew someone actually mated with one. Man, he's so ugly it must be the result of a three-some between a human, ape, and a chimp.
The damage is done so I guess I be leaving...
As a continuation of my Mike Jones diss the other day I've decided to explore the bullshit rappers out there.
The top five worst rappers out in the game today:
1. Bow Wow
Just because you are Snoop Dogg's nephew doesn't make you talented. Even remotely. Have you guys seen some of the crap he tries to pull off as rapping? So I did some research and here's a sample of his "gangsta lyrics""I was thinking I could come over.And chill wit you tonight and sit next to you on ya sofa.And maybe pop in a DVD,and make some popcorn just for you and me." [Hey Little Momma, Bow Wow]
Now damn that's straight up gangsta! Instead of poppin' his collla he's poppin' popcorn!
2. Massari
First off. I'm not out here to diss my arab bruthas. It's great to see arabs in the game but I think you need talent first. This guy seems to be rapping just to get mad bitches? If he says "sipping on dom perion" one more time I swear I'm gonna beat him on the head with it. Like c'mon he wears all this white fur and hangs around with Loon (another poseur I must say) and stands next to a Ferrari which no way he owns. I mean don't you have to sell records first before you buy a Ferrari?I mean you can't be a good rapper if "ass" is in your name. That should be some golden rule of rapping. Oh and I can't find any of his lyrics on the internet. I guess you need fans before your lyrics can be posted.
3. P.Diddy, Puff Daddy, Sean Combs... who gives a shit!
First off this guy is a phenom in terms of finding talent and producing. I think he's a genius in that regard don't get me wrong. But rapping? Seriously Puff, don't quit your day job. If I hear "it's yo boy diddy" one more time he's getting a punch in the face. The guy is trying to act all gangsta and he grew up in a white neighbourhood.And now, he's like a walking infomercial, the guy is completely self-promoting here's a sample of what he has out there right now:
It's a disgustingly long list.
- Bad Boy rims, spinners
- Sean John clothing line for all shapes and sizes
- Bad Boy records
- Bad Boy Latino (a latin record company, headed up by Pit Bull)
- Bad Boy South (to capture the dirty south market)
- MTV"s Making the Band
- "Vote or Die" Presidential campaign (like seriously if I don't vote, I"m gonna like fucking die?)
There's nothing wrong with making money. Like fuck, bring on the bling. But it's really fucked up when you are a 24//7 commercial. Don't get me started on his lyrics. I'd have to write a whole post on how little talent he has.
4. Lil' Jon
Somebody give this guy some cotton swabs and a haircut. A toothbrush would be preferable too.My theory is that everytime he says "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!" it's because he can't hear. Give the mofo some cotton swabs to clean out his dirty south ears. The haircut well just look at him. It reminds me of a tarantuala-like dust mop devouring his ugly head. And the teeth? Shit man, I think toothbrushes are foreign object to this mofo. He makes Prince Charles look like Usher.
Oh yeah and his rapping ability, anyone ever heard this guy say anything besides "lil' jon", "get crunked", "yyyyyyyyeaaaaah", and "whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat". I'm just glad he keeps his shades on. Nobody wants to know what it looks like under that shit.
There's probably so many more rappers I could diss up but that's enough damage for now.
