tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-56186152011-04-21T19:15:33.071-07:00ShaqThe wildest, craziest, testosterone driven, high flying throw it down off the backboard, eat the entire cow, and get your stomach pumped, blog you've ever seen.shaqnoreply@blogger.comBlogger221100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5618615.post-1126489839820148602005-09-11T18:48:00.000-07:002005-09-15T16:26:07.606-07:00Terry Fox Run (Updated)I just wanted to mention that the Terry Fox Run is coming up next Sunday September 18th.The run is happening all across the country go to: http://www.terryfoxrun.org/ to get information on run listings.For those of you who would like to contribute or register to join our team please donate to "Team Sammy" by going tohttps://www.terryfoxrun.org/ENGLISH/CORPORATE/COMPANY/shaqnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5618615.post-1125858067861772972005-09-04T10:52:00.000-07:002005-09-04T11:21:07.900-07:00Album ReviewsA small departure from my rapping posts and blunt dissing. I promise I'll be back to them shortly. So over the week I picked up Kanye's new album and Yayo's album.Just thought I'd give my 50 cents on it. Enjoy!1. Kanye West - Late RegistrationJust to let you know I bought Kanye's first album, The College Dropout and seriously loved it. I think I have listened to every song on it and shaqnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5618615.post-1125636648703350412005-09-02T21:49:00.000-07:002005-09-01T21:51:22.773-07:00Another Rap ThangWell here's another rap thang, word to Wawie, I'll get you in on the next one.“Bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay”,Boy grew up but he’s still damn gay,“Where my dawgs at, bark with me now”,Rappers rap, maybe you should learn howRappin’ about poppin’ popcorn,Only action he gets is in soft porn,Mackin’ that Goodies chick, parts unknown,She makin’ him jump, tuggin’ on his lil’ shaqnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5618615.post-1125619517758540652005-09-01T17:03:00.000-07:002005-09-01T17:10:00.333-07:00A Rap ThangI thought for my next hip/hop diss I'd try to write a rap song to diss a few rappers. Here she be:I ain’t no two inch nigga like dat wanksta boy Big Tigga,ma only fantasy is to be like platinum plus Jigga,have Beyonce deep throatin’ ma shit,to the sack we’d hit, tearin’ up her clit,she be like “Shaq gimmie some mo”,I’d be like wide load cumin up ho,when I’m done with her she be bleddinshaqnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5618615.post-1121914399111161462005-07-20T18:46:00.000-07:002005-07-20T20:10:45.080-07:00It's Yo Boy Diddy... I admit, I almost gave a shit about this. Like seriously does anyone give a fuck what he does? Name one good artist on Bad Boy? The only one I can think of is Mario Winans and he was a one hit wonder with that biggie-wannabe Guerilla Black.We should point out that Faith Evans and 112 (both platinum artists) left Bad Boy. Also, Mase's comeback was virtually non-existant.Let's shaqnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5618615.post-1121216725396277362005-07-12T18:00:00.000-07:002005-07-12T19:10:00.366-07:00It's Getting Ugly Up in this Muddafucka...1. So that's why he doesn't take his glasses off.... Oh fuck man, you guys can thank Hardika for this wonderful image of Lil' Jon (Jonathan Smith). This one is too easy to diss but here are a few cheap shots at it:He looks like a cross-polonation between a dodo-bird and Pharrell Williams of the Neptunes.If Missy Elliot had sex with Bert from Sesame Streetshaqnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5618615.post-1121038945529933932005-07-10T15:54:00.000-07:002005-07-10T16:42:25.556-07:00The Rap GameAs a continuation of my Mike Jones diss the other day I've decided to explore the bullshit rappers out there.The top five worst rappers out in the game today:1. Bow WowJust because you are Snoop Dogg's nephew doesn't make you talented. Even remotely. Have you guys seen some of the crap he tries to pull off as rapping? So I did some research and here's a sample of his "gangsta lyrics""shaqnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5618615.post-1120783955270718502005-07-07T16:32:00.000-07:002005-07-07T17:52:35.310-07:00Damn Christmas came twice this year!That's not the only thing that came twice this year.Aight that was horribly inappropriate even for this site but I know your gutter-filled minds enjoyed it.Yes for your viewing pleasure I'm posting another masterpiece of profanic journalism. You can thank Santa later (or Mrs. Clause depending on which side of the pendullum you swing).Here's a random list of shaqnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5618615.post-1120633567383253792005-07-05T23:13:00.000-07:002005-07-06T00:06:56.960-07:00An Annual Update or Some Shit Like That...1. Urban DiscriminationYeah, yeah I know I'm a lazy ass and don't update my blog often if at all. And yeah it's like a solar eclipse or a big foot sighting when I update.So I have something to rant about, why the fuck does everyone think because you dress "urban" your some kind of criminal? If I wanna wear Rocawear, baggy jeans, a jersey, or my hat turnedshaqnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5618615.post-1093635780641414592004-08-27T12:31:00.000-07:002004-08-27T12:43:00.643-07:00Random Thoughts on Living Alone in The Big City
1. The laundry room can be an adventurous place. In fact, every time I go in there I see some hot girls and this old bag guarding her load. I mean who’s gonna steal her load? I couldn’t even get a load off if I was remotely close to her. Now those hot girls, wow, I could put in a good load of laundry for them. (Note to self: We are shaqnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5618615.post-1093460766632819762004-08-25T12:03:00.000-07:002004-08-25T12:06:06.633-07:00Office Satire
As request via fan mail (ahem, comments) I’ve decided to put a piece together regarding office satire. I issue this like all of my other posts in that the language will be at times vulgar, the situations will be exaggerated, and as always I aim to create mental images of a horrific or disgusting nature sometimes both. The show must go on!
(BTW: Lesson #2 is in the works…)
shaqnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5618615.post-1093450768491161862004-08-24T09:18:00.000-07:002004-08-25T09:19:28.490-07:00Serious Shit
Well today is my birthday turned 24 on the 24th of August. I thought I would take this opportunity to update my blog which as always is long overdue. My year of being 23 is now over and because of this I wanted to reflect on some of the lessons I’ve learned over the past year.
Lesson #1 – You're always a turd in this pile of shit called the world
Now that I’ve wetted your palette shaqnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5618615.post-1088281101566764352004-06-26T13:10:00.000-07:002004-06-26T16:48:55.816-07:00REFLECTIONS ON GRADUATION - A SATIRE
Well as most of you know I graduated last Saturday and got my BMath from Waterloo. I must say the day sure was eventful. However, the speeches were not. The validictorian, a fellow Musilim Fundamentalist (sic) like myself seemed to think that it would be funny to refer to himself as a FOB and define it for us. He later clarified that he wasn't fresh off a shaqnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5618615.post-1088126937612364472004-06-24T18:20:00.000-07:002004-06-24T18:28:57.613-07:00GREAT CONVERSATION
There really is nothing better then great conversation eh? Here's a conversation I had recently, it's a little long but trust me it's worth a read. I'm sure most of you will figure out who i was talking to.
Anonymous says:
you know the last thing you want the employer to think is that you're a homo
K a z e e m, BMath says:
what if he is a homo?
Anonymous says:
ooohh....then ishaqnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5618615.post-1088031167687364752004-06-23T15:43:00.000-07:002004-06-23T15:52:47.686-07:00MOCK DRAFT
As promised here are my picks for the NBA Draft:
1st Orlando - Dwight Howard, High School
2nd Charlotte - Emeka Okafur, Conneticut
3rd Chicago - Luol Deng, Duke
4th LA Clippers - Andre Iguodola, Arizona
5th Washington - Josh Childress, Stanford
6th Atlanta - Ben Gordon, Conneticut
7th Phoenix - Shaun Livingston, High School
8th Toronto - Devin shaqnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5618615.post-1088030518259999962004-06-23T15:18:00.000-07:002004-06-23T15:55:28.913-07:00BEEN SO LONG......
Word 'em up!
Yeah it's been like forever but I finally put up a post! It's been like 10 months or so.. Hope I can get some of that fan support back!
The past year has been going alright I'd say, finished University and now taking professional exams and on to the working world.
Watched my Lakers get smoked in the playoffs this season, fuck, it wasn't even close. There score shaqnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5618615.post-1060807188565740642003-08-13T13:39:00.000-07:002003-08-13T13:44:32.626-07:00well y'all... thought i'd follow up with another blog... finished both my work reports so co-op is basically over... i got 2.5 weeks left here in the t dot before it's back to bitchener.. starting tomrrow i'm gonna be doing some actsci studying.. enough nerd shit, let's get to the real deal for this post... i highly recommend you guys watch paradise hotel, and watch out for that chick holly, shaqnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5618615.post-1060403001646341212003-08-08T21:23:00.000-07:002003-08-08T21:23:21.630-07:00wasup y'all it's my freaking friday blog... couple of thoughts from da diesel.. is it just me or can anyone be governor? as you probably heard Arnold Schwarzenegger is running for governor of california. just what we need the terminator running a state with like 4 nba teams.. i'm not impressed. but i'd still vote for him.. he said his mandate is too pump out the hard issues... sounds like shaqnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5618615.post-1060278339143188262003-08-07T10:45:00.000-07:002003-08-07T10:45:39.030-07:00well y'all another short week after the long weekend... went out an audit on tues and wed... nice place, too bad the commute was TWO FUCKING HOURS. damn, i took the go train, the subway, and a ttc bus! damn i need that lancer! hey sylo, can you put it on the tab? yeah so on this bus ride i got to go back my hood jane and finch, or as my gangsta boyz call i the J dot F dot... man, there was this shaqnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5618615.post-1059882084011591892003-08-02T20:41:00.000-07:002003-08-02T20:43:23.703-07:00caribana! best time of the year... a couple of things to mention.. the other day i was getting my hair cut at my ghetto place in sauga called Nappy's.. so i'm walking to the place and i see this ill black merecedes outside the place.. i'm thinking i guess we got drug dealers today.. so i'm sititng in my barber chair getting my hair chopped and there is this huge black guy in the chair next to me.shaqnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5618615.post-1059576553580122432003-07-30T07:49:00.000-07:002003-07-30T07:49:13.513-07:00well putting up my second posting. excited about the upcoming vince carter all-star game on friday.. i think i need to stay away from wendy's triple burgers they are making me sleepy.. anyone wanna tell me why everyone has to put their whole life in their msn name.. i didn't know eating meat means i have an aggressive personality.... lately i've been adventurous by pushing the dress code at work.shaqnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5618615.post-1059276758699155552003-07-26T20:32:00.000-07:002003-07-26T20:32:38.703-07:00wassup y'all welcome to my wild and wonderful blog.. i saw everyone having a blog so i had to get up on it.. ya sylo i actually got off my fat arse to do something... bobo make me a pizzza lots of meat.. grrrr!!!
yeah like i said on hujee's blog i'm really pumped about quizno's coming to ktichener.. gonna scarf down the big black angus... eep man this ain't no grasshopper grub..
i got one more shaqnoreply@blogger.com